Episode 2: Day1

Early morning fun in train started in the form of paste. Buntas usually have the habit of bringing nothing and borrowing everything from other Buntas. Initially there were few good Buntas like Machi, Sunni, and Boymuruga who used to bring all and help other junky Buntas like Vatti, Nallavan and Ela. Later every bunta learnt the technique and in this trip no bunta brought anything. (VERUM ODAMBA MATTUM THAAN KONDU VARUVAANAGA) (வெறும் உடம்ப மட்டும் தான் கொண்டு வருவானுங்க) . Even the good Buntas like Machi who bought paste refused to share it (already he is upset for his ticket amount being delayed by few Buntas) Somehow Buntas managed to get one paste tube from Sunni and they finished the brushing routine.

Few things must be said about these Buntas to better understand about them. They know three things. To eat, To Piss/Shit, to travel. and one more to Vomit(PHILI - the champion of Vomit).

Show them a bus, they will Sit and get ready for travel. Show them a toilet; they will get ready to piss/shit. Show them a hotel, they will eat, Stop the bus, they will vomit. This is the routine for most of the bunta. But then they never hesitate to travel and that’s their specialty.

As day started after brushing their next routine was to eat or drink something. Then came IRCTC tea. They had the tea and Vatti`s stomach relaxed to make him ready for morning routine.

What next?? adhaeydhaaan. They started making fun on each other. Ela and Sunni left out silently to charge their mobile phones as well as themselves. (Identical to amudhan - elamaran of vettaiyaadu vilayaadu.)

There was a heated argument about how to deliver Phili kutties from his stomach(Belly). He has been carrying those kutties from the day one these Buntas met at MUNNA UNIVERSITY. it was estimated that about 5 to 6 kutties would be there in Phili`s stomach.

The train slowly approached ALWA station in GOC. The station most familiar to all Buntas because of their earlier trips to GOC. Smama who knew anything and everything (mostly got into trouble with Buntas bec of this) took responsibility of directing the Buntas till they meet Rasjas at maavaatupala-tadapala.

But wait here... can any bunta travel without eating????? Never. Sun may rise in west but no bunta will skip food (சூரியன் மேற்கே உதிச்சாலும் , இவனுங்க சாப்பாட விட மாட்டானுங்க ). They set in search of food in ALWA city. Meanwhile Mr.OLD was about reach ALWA city from SW city.

Vatti and Sunni found few hotels near by ALWA city station. but other Buntas like Nallavan, Smama, went deep inside the town to find worst hotel that they could.
The specialty about GOC is that , we can get Egg masala, chicken curry, fish curry 24/7. So all Buntas ordered and attacked APPAM and other curries. Machi and Ramraj couldn’t get Tiffin since other Buntas already attacked and emptied the hotel. Ramraj and Machi went in search of another hotel yet to be attacked by Buntas.

Thala, in happy mood found a weight machine at the hotel. He has this childish habit of trying all things just like every other bunta, he weighed. Soon every bunta weighed and it was declared that Smama is the bulky bunta and Boymuruga the week bunta. Vatti actually escaped in a narrow margin as he recently reduced his weight due to the torture from his soon to be fiance.


Ramraj was unable to take Tiffin as he did not get to know the current affairs. So he left Machi stranded in a hotel to get Newspaper. They both were lost from bunta group and later found somehow. (Getting lost from bunta group is habit of Ramraj and he has been doing this for quite sometime). Both Machi and Ramraj were hyperactive Buntas, little different from regular underactive Buntas like Thala, Vatti, Ela.

Unexpectedly Mr.OLD reached ALWA city On time and joined the Buntas who just finished of Tiffin. Mr.OLD desperately wanted to have Tiffin. But other buntas knew about Mr.OLDs capacity of attacking a hotel (Again there is a rumor that few hotels were shut together for months after Mr.OLD attacked it in BANDHRA) (பாந்த்றால ஒரு ஹோட்டல் ல இவரு போட்டோ இன்னிக்கும் இருக்கு - கையில மாட்டுன கைமா தான் ). They forced him to start travel to the point where Rasjas could pick them. Half hearted Mr.OLD started his journey with stomach which was empty according to him after breakfast in train an hour before.

Slowly the bus to maavaatupala started with all Buntas and travelled to worlds end....
(to be continued)

Episode 1: Train journey

Place: Dumeelkuppam railway station

After no planning, Buntas somehow learnt that Rasjas had plan for first day of GOC trip, big development for Bunta group. Enough for them to start....

The Game day arrived and each bunta started arriving to Dumeelkuppam station. Ela, Machi and Ramraj were first to arrive. Followed by Phili and Smama. Few things must be said about Phili and Smama, they were close from college days and share a chemistry between them. Friendship chemistry baa(பிரண்டு ஷிப் கெமிஸ்ட்ரி பா ).

The fun started exactly when thala started (acted) his plan to escape from bunta group’s torture. Whenever there comes a train journey for this Buntas, Thala would be the first to get targeted and harassed in all possible ways.(There is a story/rumor about Thala enjoying good view of shemale boobs just by giving Rs.1 in on of Buntas earlier trips). So always Thala has a fear (marana bayam) while travelling with these Buntas. So this time with all his experience he devised a plan to escape from these tortures, So he started to limp from his bungalow in kuppam saying that his legs have been swollen and unable to walk, just before starting. Nallavan believed this acting and started to feel for him (NALLAVANAE PERIYA NADIGAN, THALA AVANAYAE YEMATHI IRUKKU) (நல்லவனே பெரிய நடிகன், தல அவனையே ஏமாத்தி இருக்கு). So continuing this action, Thala came limping to station along with Nallavan and Boymuruga. Vatti joined them at station. One thaatha (தாத்தா ) enquires about some train to Thala, Thala replies that flight to United States will start from platform no.4 and promised to all that thaatha asked only about flight.

Vatti found something fishy soon as he saw Thala. Soon Vatti found the entire plan of Thala. Thala Vatti ya paakuran - vatti thalaya paakuran. They both understood each other just by sight. Thala pleaded Vatti not to expose his plan and bring nightmare to him on day1 itself. (Kannaalayae paesikkuraanga) கண்ணாலேயே பேசிக்குறாங்க . In the Gap Sunni arrives at station.

Phili and Smama came straight from kakoozant office in officer’s getup. They join with Vatti and sunni to have some chat. Nallavan starts his acting of social service, He gets dinner for bunta group especially Thala. Smama has recently developed some strange habit of taking only PIZZAAs and BURGERS. He opts to get his dinner separately. Vatti had an eye on this burger.

Soon entire Buntas boarded luftansa330 and they were in two separate bogeys S1 and S6. Thala and Smama’s burger escaped from Vatti with this loop hole. Thala safely went to sleep in S1, Smama safely had his burger without being looted by Vatti. Thala was in seventh heaven as he somehow escaped this train journey torture one way, but soon his happiness was short-lived when he imagined the future days of trip. He took Veg biryani thinking it as chicken biryani. So much confusion. Buntas have created terror in his mind.

In opposite side S6, Vatti, Phili, Boymuruga, Nallavan, Machi, Ramraj, Ela, Sunni were making fun on each other and were desperately searching for some victim since Thala escaped. So as usual they made fun on each one by one and mostly Smama was targetted. They ate all the snacks bought by Phili, Ramraj and others to start their journey in style.

These Buntas in s6 expected to see some live show from a pair in their bogey. To their disappointment, they were very decent and did not give Buntas any chance of entertainment.

Buntas were very relieved and happy to learnt from Mr.OLD that Vaayanandha had left to his native on an urgent matter and will be joining late. Vaayanandha had created terror in minds of Buntas right from college days. It was only Vaayanandha who can terrorize each bunta by his talks.

Soon everyone fell asleep......

Planning for GOC

Read this story with this background information on characters.
Note : All the characters are fictious and do not represent anyone living or dead.

Phili - Man of fun. (Typically known for his round belly) (Evalloo kalaichaalum thaanguvaan)
Smama - One man army (three is generally crowd, but he alone makes crowd) He knows everything in this world.
Nallavan - Romantic hero in this group (He thinks so. Manmadha K***u)
Vaayanandha @ sunapana - Simply he speaks a lot (No one actually listens), building strong - Basement week
Vatti - Big, most intelligent according to him( no one consider so), always in hurry. Fond of making pose for photos. (to show to his lover).
Thalabathi @thala - (Mr active, He reacts very fast, really very fast, ask him today, he will reply tomorrow that he could not hear what we said.)
Machi - Machi is kitty in this group, will mingle with anyone. Speaks many languages mostly telugu, understands no language. always smiling.
Ramraj - another teluguwala. Silent guy. Very fond of current affairs. Can live without food but not without newspaper.
Mr.Old - (Oldest, very oldest piece in this group, calls him youth, People have respect for his age, only for his age)
Ela - Confusing character, still studying something, don know when he will be Ok and when he will be NOT OK.
Sunny (Sunni) - (what you read is correct!) stylish, sportive and freaky (These are the ones said by himself and not by anyone)
Boymuruga - Maapilae muruga (lean , tall , silent character) weighs under 50Kgs.
Rasjas - Professor Sir from Kerala, Organizer for this tour.



All the above characters are males (1 or 2 partial exceptions), are SW professionals presently and were from same class in college some years back but of different age (Guess how??)
Sunny and boymuruga are getting married soon (not between them!!!)


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It all started one night when vatti thought he had nothing to do in his office for night shift. So as usual he dropped a mail to his bunta group asking for TOUR PLAN, so that some mail chain would keep rotating the next day which he can read for next night.

Alas, unexpectedly every bunta was ready for a trip ad started giving suggestions right from kashmir to kanyakumari.

There was a confusion on tour dates and finally decided to be from the day before new year eve to day after new year. No bunta was ready for long trip, As they were busy in so called projects.
Next came the problem of booking train tickets. Now, every bunta is aware that getting money from this bunta group is very very difficult task. So no bunta was ready to book ticket and get into this trouble.

bunta group planned to put this on Sunnis head, as a marriage treat. But he escaped. vatti was the moderator for this planning, so he kept looking for next victim. As usual vatti tried with thala and expected thala to be the QURBAANI (sacrificed). But thala with his experience in Ooty trip tactically escaped. From no where a call came from Machi to vatti, asking about the plan. Vatti used all his wits and acting to convince machi to book tickets. In a hurry bunta group booked tickets on 12/30/09 to GODS OWN COUNTRY from Dumeelkuppam Station.

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Tickets booked, then what, actually the bunta group did not have clear idea on where to go what to do. So they started planning about it. One thing must be said about these buntas, they are the worst somberis(Lazy buggers) in this world.
they wont do anything but simply sit and expect everything to be done by someone.(VAALAPALATHA URICHI VAYILA VECHAALUM, YARAVADHU VANDHU EN VAAAYA AAATI VIDUNGA MELRATHUKKUNU SOLRA PASANGA) ( வாழைப்பழத்தை உரிச்சு வாய்ல வெச்சாலும் , யாராவது வந்து என் வாய ஆட்டி விடுங்க மெல்லுறதுக்கு நு சொல்லற பசங்க )

soon Rasjas came with return tickets on 01/04/10. Next victim!!.

It was somehow decided that bunta group would be staying in GODS OWN COUNTRY (GOC) for that period and all the planning would be done by Rasjas. All Juntas applied for leave on 31st and few for 1st also. All were set for trip.
In the mean time Mr.Old and vayananda booked tickets from Software city to GOC, as they were staying/working from s/w-city.

Few weeks later Clever machi started asking ticket amounts from buntas. Unexpected by any bunta. Smama was the first to give it. Soon few buntas gave. few escaped. machi felt the heat slowly.

Without any plan every bunta was dreaming of trip to GOC, so that they can relax from their hectic work pressure.

Vatti, being most intelligent in this group, took ten days leave for 3 days trip. (What an idea??)

All set and the Big day came - - 30th of dec 2009. (wait till tomorrow)